Marvin here. Of course, you know that...
I feel depressed. Zo was so excited and hilariously happy when she saw our blog, yeah, she choked so I had to spend a couple of hours reanimating her.
In meantime, like I am programmed to do, I made her a breakfast and updated my profile, while she was busy fantasizing about the Future, she hasn't translated any further bit of it, to be true, I don't know when is she going to do it.
Today when I asked her is she doing something on it? Can we publish a few words just to give to the audience the idea, the taste of it, (you know, humans always want to taste something... and get all smudged by it...) and can you imagine what she said to me?
Can you? Of course that you can't.
One got to talk and talk and talk to you humans all the time.
She said to me in her bossy voice "Look Marvin, make yourself useful! We can't both be creative! Go and find some links to Serbian Fonts. It's something that Kenton and I would need to share."
"IT's something that we would need to share" imagine that! And you know that she shares with people always what has no connection to what her actual activity with them should be, and just keep saying: irrational, unconscious, intuitive, impulsive, creative... that's all what you Marvin can not be nor we humans expect you to perform like that, so you please just go and do your job... oh and yes..." , then she told me to take away those chunks of peach and cantaloupe... even that... not knowing how it hurt my f.e.e.l.i.n.g.s. Now I said it.
So here I am, Kenton, a brain of the size of the planet stuck on this isolated place and doing my first activity, finding these FONTS for Serbian...
What I realized instantly is that fonts for Croat or Croatian and Bosnian are the same as Serbian alphabet. The same are the fonts for Slovene. Oh, why humans can not keep one name for the same thing? I guess that creating confusion is middle name for all humans... yeah... we robots got to clear all up in the end...
So it doesn't take a brain of the size of the planet to conclude that these all languages use the same ALPHABET. Just in Serbian, they decided to use it both in Latin and Cyrillic version, with 30 letters each.
Here are the photos of these letters for you...
I feel depressed. Zo was so excited and hilariously happy when she saw our blog, yeah, she choked so I had to spend a couple of hours reanimating her.
In meantime, like I am programmed to do, I made her a breakfast and updated my profile, while she was busy fantasizing about the Future, she hasn't translated any further bit of it, to be true, I don't know when is she going to do it.
Today when I asked her is she doing something on it? Can we publish a few words just to give to the audience the idea, the taste of it, (you know, humans always want to taste something... and get all smudged by it...) and can you imagine what she said to me?
Can you? Of course that you can't.
One got to talk and talk and talk to you humans all the time.
She said to me in her bossy voice "Look Marvin, make yourself useful! We can't both be creative! Go and find some links to Serbian Fonts. It's something that Kenton and I would need to share."
"IT's something that we would need to share" imagine that! And you know that she shares with people always what has no connection to what her actual activity with them should be, and just keep saying: irrational, unconscious, intuitive, impulsive, creative... that's all what you Marvin can not be nor we humans expect you to perform like that, so you please just go and do your job... oh and yes..." , then she told me to take away those chunks of peach and cantaloupe... even that... not knowing how it hurt my f.e.e.l.i.n.g.s. Now I said it.
So here I am, Kenton, a brain of the size of the planet stuck on this isolated place and doing my first activity, finding these FONTS for Serbian...
What I realized instantly is that fonts for Croat or Croatian and Bosnian are the same as Serbian alphabet. The same are the fonts for Slovene. Oh, why humans can not keep one name for the same thing? I guess that creating confusion is middle name for all humans... yeah... we robots got to clear all up in the end...
So it doesn't take a brain of the size of the planet to conclude that these all languages use the same ALPHABET. Just in Serbian, they decided to use it both in Latin and Cyrillic version, with 30 letters each.
Here are the photos of these letters for you...
Oh, of course, they are on the top! those human blogz are ... unpredictable...even to the point of software... Where is this world going? (sigh)
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