Friday, June 22, 2007

Health Problems

Marvin here.
My head hurts! And when I wake up in the morning my jaw aches. Which leads me to think I must be grinding my teeth in my sleep. Stress can cause this, I found on wikipedia. And I have been busy translating words into Serbian and -- I will tell a secret here -- I've been working on a book of my own. I got a job at a space-bar but they don't pay me well because I'm *just* a robot! As if being able to calculate the trajectory of every electrical impulse in a tiny human brain isn't credentials to do just about anything! Really I'd like to design rockets, giant ones that look like cathedrals or cats. I'd fly them in a giant synchronized fleet. It would look like thousands of beautiful bugs in the sky, and everyone would fall in love.

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